“I Googled My Symptoms” — Tank Top
Athletic Heather / XS
$17.22
Sale price
$17.22
Regular price
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The diagnosis was not great.
The I Googled My Symptoms tank is for the self-proclaimed WebMD scholar who has convinced themselves they had at least three rare diseases before lunch. You’re not a hypochondriac — you’re just thorough. Extremely, unnecessarily, spiraling-at-2am thorough. Wear it as a warning label. Wear it as a badge of honor. Either way, it’s accurate.
Comfortable enough to wear while convincing yourself you’re fine. Probably.
Why you’ll love it:
• Soft as a doctor’s reassurance — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (tri-blend available for that lighter, vintage feel you’ll want to live in between appointments)
• Breathable & lightweight — 4.2 oz fabric that keeps you cool while you wait for your WebMD results to load
• Flattering fit, no prescription needed — side-seamed construction that lays clean and moves with you through every symptom check and second opinion
• Built to outlast your anxiety — 30 singles thread weight that stays soft, holds its shape, and washes up perfectly every time
Spoiler alert: it’s probably just dehydration.
Available in standard cotton and tri-blend. Tri-blends offer a slightly lighter, heathered finish with a hint of stretch for that effortless, lived-in fit.
“I Googled My Symptoms” — Tank Top
$17.22
Sale price
$17.22
Regular price
The I Googled My Symptoms tank is for the self-proclaimed WebMD scholar who has convinced themselves they had at least three rare diseases before lunch. You’re not a hypochondriac — you’re just thorough. Extremely, unnecessarily, spiraling-at-2am thorough. Wear it as a warning label. Wear it as a badge of honor. Either way, it’s accurate.
Comfortable enough to wear while convincing yourself you’re fine. Probably.
Why you’ll love it:
• Soft as a doctor’s reassurance — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (tri-blend available for that lighter, vintage feel you’ll want to live in between appointments)
• Breathable & lightweight — 4.2 oz fabric that keeps you cool while you wait for your WebMD results to load
• Flattering fit, no prescription needed — side-seamed construction that lays clean and moves with you through every symptom check and second opinion
• Built to outlast your anxiety — 30 singles thread weight that stays soft, holds its shape, and washes up perfectly every time
Spoiler alert: it’s probably just dehydration.
Available in standard cotton and tri-blend. Tri-blends offer a slightly lighter, heathered finish with a hint of stretch for that effortless, lived-in fit.