“Highly Caffeinated & Mildly Offended” — Tank Top
XS
$17.22
Sale price
$17.22
Regular price
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The Highly Caffeinated & Mildly Offended tank is for everyone who runs on cold brew, dry humor, and a short fuse for nonsense. You’re not angry — you’re just very awake and very aware. Whether you’re on your third cup before 9am or side-eyeing someone in the grocery store, this tank gets it. It gets you.
Soft enough to take the edge off. Barely.
Why you’ll love it:
• Dangerously soft — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (tri-blend available for that lightweight, vintage feel that pairs perfectly with your resting face)
• Light & breathable — 4.2 oz fabric that keeps you cool even when everything else is getting on your nerves
• Clean, flattering fit — side-seamed construction that lays smooth and moves with you through every eye roll and heavy sigh
• Holds up like your patience doesn’t — 30 singles thread weight that stays soft and keeps its shape no matter how many times you wash it
Fair warning — wearing this may result in unsolicited comments from people who relate a little too hard.
Available in standard cotton and tri-blend. Tri-blends offer a slightly lighter, heathered finish with a hint of stretch for that effortless, lived-in feel.
“Highly Caffeinated & Mildly Offended” — Tank Top
$17.22
Sale price
$17.22
Regular price
The Highly Caffeinated & Mildly Offended tank is for everyone who runs on cold brew, dry humor, and a short fuse for nonsense. You’re not angry — you’re just very awake and very aware. Whether you’re on your third cup before 9am or side-eyeing someone in the grocery store, this tank gets it. It gets you.
Soft enough to take the edge off. Barely.
Why you’ll love it:
• Dangerously soft — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (tri-blend available for that lightweight, vintage feel that pairs perfectly with your resting face)
• Light & breathable — 4.2 oz fabric that keeps you cool even when everything else is getting on your nerves
• Clean, flattering fit — side-seamed construction that lays smooth and moves with you through every eye roll and heavy sigh
• Holds up like your patience doesn’t — 30 singles thread weight that stays soft and keeps its shape no matter how many times you wash it
Fair warning — wearing this may result in unsolicited comments from people who relate a little too hard.
Available in standard cotton and tri-blend. Tri-blends offer a slightly lighter, heathered finish with a hint of stretch for that effortless, lived-in feel.