The Social Battery - Unisex Classic Tee
Ash / S
$12.08
Sale price
$12.08
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The ultimate exit strategy.
The "I came. I saw. I left. I need a nap." Unisex Classic Tee is the official uniform for the introverts, the socially exhausted, and anyone who has ever considered "leaving early" a personality trait. It’s a modern take on a classic quote for those whose favorite destination is always their own bed.
Whether you made a guest appearance at a party or just survived a long grocery run, this shirt tells the world you did your best—and now you’re officially off the clock.
Why It’s Your New Favorite:
The "Structured" Silhouette: Don't let the relaxed message fool you—this shirt stays sharp. Made from 100% cotton, it provides a structured look that maintains its lines, even when you're ready to horizontal.
Effortless Streetwear: Its clean typography and relatable humor make it a trendy staple. It sits nicely and layers perfectly under a cozy hoodie or an oversized flannel.
Nap-Ready Comfort: Crafted with open-end yarn for a traditional, substantial cotton feel that's breathable enough for a quick snooze but durable enough for the real world.
Quality & Build:
Premium Weight: Heavyweight 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² fabric ensures a high-quality feel that isn't see-through.
Built to Last: Features a taped neck and shoulders with double-seam stitching at the sleeves and bottom hem—because your shirt shouldn't give up before you do.
Sleek Finish: Tubular fabric construction means no side seams, keeping the focus entirely on the comedy and the fit.
Style Tip: Pair this with your favorite joggers for the ultimate "I’m done for the day" aesthetic. It’s extra trendy right now for those who value comfort without sacrificing a sharp look.
You showed up, and that’s what counts. Grab the "I Need A Nap" tee and head for the nearest exit.
The Social Battery - Unisex Classic Tee
$12.08
Sale price
$12.08
Regular price
The "I came. I saw. I left. I need a nap." Unisex Classic Tee is the official uniform for the introverts, the socially exhausted, and anyone who has ever considered "leaving early" a personality trait. It’s a modern take on a classic quote for those whose favorite destination is always their own bed.
Whether you made a guest appearance at a party or just survived a long grocery run, this shirt tells the world you did your best—and now you’re officially off the clock.
Why It’s Your New Favorite:
The "Structured" Silhouette: Don't let the relaxed message fool you—this shirt stays sharp. Made from 100% cotton, it provides a structured look that maintains its lines, even when you're ready to horizontal.
Effortless Streetwear: Its clean typography and relatable humor make it a trendy staple. It sits nicely and layers perfectly under a cozy hoodie or an oversized flannel.
Nap-Ready Comfort: Crafted with open-end yarn for a traditional, substantial cotton feel that's breathable enough for a quick snooze but durable enough for the real world.
Quality & Build:
Premium Weight: Heavyweight 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² fabric ensures a high-quality feel that isn't see-through.
Built to Last: Features a taped neck and shoulders with double-seam stitching at the sleeves and bottom hem—because your shirt shouldn't give up before you do.
Sleek Finish: Tubular fabric construction means no side seams, keeping the focus entirely on the comedy and the fit.
Style Tip: Pair this with your favorite joggers for the ultimate "I’m done for the day" aesthetic. It’s extra trendy right now for those who value comfort without sacrificing a sharp look.
You showed up, and that’s what counts. Grab the "I Need A Nap" tee and head for the nearest exit.